Radical for Capitalism

Wow…
I just came across a post on IMDB and the user who posted it is obviously crazy, so I read her other posts.


“Dear Mr. Chan,

Hi, my name is Juri Hada. I am 34 years old and a Japanese. Currently living in Japan, but I used to live in NYC for getting the University degree and becoming a Hollywood actress.

Sorry for sending you this message even it is the busiest season.

Today, the reason why I am sending you this mail is that Tobey Maguire, one of the Hollywood actor, has been stalking me ever since after June, 2002. And still now, he is desturbing me.

I am in love with Leonardo DiCaprio from February 2004. However, Tobey has been trying us not to meet each other. Even now, Tobey and his followers has been desturbing our meetings.
Moreover, Tobey had been kidnapping Leo, 2 days ago for destroy our meeting. (Me and Leo were plaining to meet on Christmas day.)

So could you give us advices to get rid of Tobey? And finally meet Leo?

Me and Leo are really really stressed out about Tobey Maguire! And we don’t like to physically fight with someone.

If you need the witnesses about it, please ask Mr. President Obama, Mr. Bruice Willis, Mr. Tom Cruise, Mr. Jack Nicholson, Mr. Nicholas Cage, Mr. Johnny Depp, Mr. Matt Damon, and Mr. James Franco. ( Tobey doesn’t care about the warning from the President!)

Thank you for your understanding.

Please contact with Leonardo DiCaprio ASAP!

I look forward to hearing from you very soon!”


“Dear brother Matt (Damon),

Hi! Brother Matt!

I really feel that Leo has been kidnapped by Brad and Tobey.

So please please go check Leo up for me!

Thank you for your understanding!”


“Dear Mr. Schwarzenegger,

Hi, how are you and merry christmas.

My name is Juri Hada. I am 34 years old and a Japanese.

Today, the reason why I am sending you this mail is that me and Leo are having a trouble with Tobey Maguire. Tobey has been kidnapped Leo. And try us not to meet each other. Me and Leo are in love, but couldn’t meet, yet because Tobey has been disturbing us our meetings.

So could you please check Leo up, let Leo meet me, and stay Tobey away from us?

Sorry to bother you in this christmas day, but please please check Leo up for me!

Thank you for your understanding!”


“To Miss Jolie,

Hi, my name is Juri Hada. I am a Japanese and 34 years old. Currently living in Japan.

I am in love with Mr. Leonardo DiCaprio. I don’t have any interests with other men.

However, Brad Pitt has been messing around in Japan for trying to get attention from me?, I don’t know because Brad got you and you are a beautiful lady.
Anyway, me and Leo has been stressing out and please get a leash to Brad’s neck and get him back where he supposes to belong to.

I hope that Brad will not be doing strange in Japan, anymore.

Thank you for your understanding.”